To anybody outside of the New Jersey / Tri-State area you might not have any clue of this magical place that’s been around for the ages.  We will post down below a Promotional Video from 1960 that was made to advertise Seaside Heights to the country.  It truly is amazing that it has lasted all these years and remained unchanged in so many ways.  The boardwalk is a classic planked spread with twisted lumber and the occasional nail that sticks up to trip you as you stride along.  The smells are as good as it gets.  All classic foods that only New Jersey can truly perfect.  Crunchy bread loaded with  greasy foods ranging from Sausage & Pepper Sandwiches to the unbelievably delicious Cheesesteaks.  If you are a Pizza Fanatic – the Slices are bigger than your head.  For dessert have a Seaside Boardwalk Waffle and Ice Cream Sandwich.  There’s a very “Italian Touch” going on in this place.  The generations have passed along their secret recipes and year after year people come back with their children to savor the flavors of these delicious treasure’s of food.  When it comes to Ambience - Seaside Heights has a simple setup with a Pier on each end.  In case you don’t understand what a Pier is I’ll explain.  On each side of the boardwalk about a mile apart is a giant Pier that goes out into the Ocean.  On these Piers are rides for the kids, games, and more food. As you walk along the boardwalk from one Pier to the other Pier you are in the “Heart Land Of The Boardwalk” and are barraged by peddlers trying to sucker you in for a chance to win a cheap prize for a few bucks out of your pocket.  Don’t get me wrong – it’s all in the name of good times and fun – especially when your a kid or have kid’s with you.  There are Bars, Restaurants, Arcades, Old-Time Carousels, Candy Shops, Fortune Tellers and of coarse Fast Food Mom & Pop Greasy Eateries every few feet.  You also get to see all walks of life and the culture is fantastic.  People checking out other people and knowing that their all here for the same reason – to make memories.

Now at night - The Freaks come out! We can say that loud and clear.  When the sun goes down, the creatures of the night awake from their sobering recovery sleep and are ready to go out and put on their show.  The question is:  Do you want to see it? Once you’ve been there you might come back a few times to see it again or you’ll be sticking to the day life that Seaside Heights has to offer.  Just like in the movie “The Lost Boys” – At night Seaside Heights becomes a different animal.  This animal that awakes is called……..”THE GUIDO.”  He is Bronzed Up, He is Juiced Up, He is Pumped Up, He is On The Prowl, He looks like a Female with Biceps, He Puckers Up His Lips To Pose For The Camera, He Pumps His Fist In The Club, He Gets Inebriated, He Looks To Fight Somebody, He Creates Drama Like A Girl, He Goes Home With His Hand In His Pants, He Passes Out, He Sleeps All Day, And Then He Repeats This Process Everyday From Memorial Weekend To Labor Day Weekend. When The Summer Officially ends he goes home to North Jersey Suburbia and Hibernates until February.  He Then Awakes and Begins Lifting Weighs 6 Days a Week with The Assistance Of HGH and Searches For A Shorehouse To Rent With His Daddy’s Money and other Unempolyed Cloned Friends.  “Next Summer Is Gonna Be Sick” Is Their Motto! Check Them Out!  Their Coming To You On MTV December 3rd!!!!!  The Show Is Called – Jersey Shore! You will get to see them in action!  You might even want to come out to Jersey next summer to see the Circus For Youself! Enjoy……………………….

THE FOLLOWING VIDEO IS A PRELUDE TO YOUR EXPERIENCE IN SEASIDE HEIGHTS…………LIKE WE KEEP TELLING YOU – IT’S ALL ABOUT DOING THE FISTPUMP AND LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE DOUCHE!

MTV’s Upcoming Show “Jersey Shore” will introduce you to these freaks!  Listen Up To The Jersey Guidos As They Sing Their Signature Song:

WE DON’T PUMP OUR GAS WE PUMP OUR FISTS!

This is what you call Flattery and Insult. They don’t even have enough combined brain cells to realize – They are Indeed The Joke!