After putting away his Spade Shovel for the day he strikes a Guido Pose.  He would really love the opportunity to use his Weed Wacker on Snooki, J-Woww & Sammi Sweatheart.

It’s a sad sad day for this guy!

MTV Guidomania has infiltrated Disney World!!!!!

Yes!  Believe It!  This was what your average Guidette’s Hair Looked Like In The 1980′s!  Aqua Net  All The Way!

Another one of Brazil’s Finest Domestic Guido’s.

1. He’s waxed the skin
2. Lathered himself in oil
3. Popped on some Snoop Dogg in the background for a little street cred confidence and attitude
4. Hunched over with some “What are you looking at?” body posture
5. He pulls down his shorts to show a little sneak peak of the turtle den
   
6. Then he musters up his inner gayness and without any sense of inner pride he dons the Smoochie Lips!
7. Then he posts his picture somewhere on the internet

Now it has magically made the trip to where it rightfully belongs!

ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO ENJOY LAUGHING AT DOUCHEBAGS………….

Do You:

1.  Have a pic you took that is whacked out funny and is ready to be made fun of

2.  Have a pic you have stumbled upon on the internet that needs to be made fun of

3.  Have a funny video on YouTube, etc. that needs to be made fun of

HERE’S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO -

1.  Write up your own funny commentary and we’ll give you some shout out credit

OR

2.  Just send it to us and we’ll be happy to rip into it

SEND IT TO – FistPumpers@Gmail.com

She met Brian Peppers last week backstage for some post concert partying.  They watched MTV’s Jersey Shore and painted away with Bronzer.  The two are now embarking on a freak tour.  They are petitioning Fox 5 to start another show entitled – Dancing With The Mutants!

This clown wasted no time trying to sneak in a little showing off of his new beefy juiced up arms.  THE PROBLEM IS – WERE JUST NOT BUYING IT BUDDY.  Unless your seriously crippled or OLD AS DUST, it is completely UN-natural to hunch and cross your arm in such a way unless your trying to bring attention to the temporarily inflated juice guns.

Lobster Shanty Man is Back for A Whole New Wild Fall Season of Total Shock Wardrobe and Zoolander Posing.  He can be booked at 1-800-Tool-Bag-For-Life

If He Only Knew This Pic Would Surface and Pinpoint Him As A Sausage Craving Guido He Might have thought twice about posing as a sex starved flamer.