Guido Gay Bar – Opening Summer of 2010
It’s Raining Man Meat!
Is That Guy in The Back licking the Bald Kids Scalp?
Prince Guido Of Puerto Rico
Nothing Says Pimpin’ Like A Green Couch – The Color Of Money Yo!
Shake ‘N Bake Guido
In Sweden it’s popular to plop a fresh piece of roadkill on your head and spray tan heavily.
The Snooki Shuffle?
Detective Shot Taken By – Passerby In Car
The Scene – MTV Jersey Shore House
The Lingering Question – WTF??????
We Share Our Barber
We Share Our Gel
We Don’t Pump Our Gas
We all own an autographed copy of Scarface
Guido Is A Lifestyle………..
Auto-Tune Guidos Bring It Home To The Jersey Shore.…………. Baby!
Guidette From The Crypt
An order of Skin Cancer and a Diet Coke Please!
James Dean Pucker Up Guido
This kid gets hospitalized from beat downs once a week.
MTV Jersey Shore Imitated By Security Guards
Take some washed up, out of shape, old, fat, and unattractive security guards from the Jimmy Kimmell show and slap on some Guido & Guidette essentials and you get this belly laugh…………
Ronnie Robot And His Creepy Patented Freak Show Dance Moves On The Dancefloor
This guys dance moves are an utter disgrace to mankind. It looks more like a one man circle jerk extravaganza. He should pitch it to Broadway and somebody should write an opera to go with his obvious knack for irrelevant, detached, and offbeat choreography.
