After a long day of shoveling Elephant Dung these boys break for the showers, observe each others manhood from a short distance, and then put on the holy ointment of American Imported Hair Gel.  After flossing their pearly whites with Cheetah Butt Hair they are off to a “Tribal Fist Pump Party” with the local African Natives.  If all goes according to plan they’ll be doing the nasty under a straw hut and shoveling more Elephant Dung by daybreak.  All this success attributable to US Guido Hair Gel.

Way back in the good old 1980’s these future stars of MTV Jersey Shore were already getting ready for the big stage of Sun Baking, Pumping Roids, Doing Laundry, and drinking some apple juice spiked with Goose.

Join The Boss & The Tanning Mafia as they sing their Jersey Shore Anthem!

Goombah City! Overfeeding, Over Tanning = This Fine Piece Of Art.

What To Look Out For: A Relieving Sense Of Humor

Film Title: The Real Situation

What To Look Out For: A Disaster of Improvisation

Film Title: King Cheesesteak, Two Guidos & A Guidette

What To Look Out For: An Uncanny Resemblence to the 4′9 troll.

Film Title: Snooky in A Situation………..

What To Look Out For: Hilarious Accuracy!
Film Title: Douchebag City