Workout and get those muscles pumped up for the summertime.  You got to hit the gym hard and make sure to only workout your upper body because biceps, triceps, and pectoral muscles are all you need to convince an 18 year old girl to sleep with you.  Join Planet Gym and make your Summertime fantasies come true.  Remember you must start lifting in the Winter to look good for the Summer.

Instructions:  Repeat this advice year after year.  You’ll be getting older while the girls stay the same age – 18.  Got It?  Good!