Badda Boom!

[FistYourself11]

Great site, even better content!

We all love them b/c of their ridiculousness and anytime we see them out in a club, we don't know whether to laugh or punch them really hard in the face, but we opt for the former b/c the latter would be like throwing a bloodied carcass to the piranhas (and we also all know they like to pile on during fights b/c due to the roids, they have muscles where muscles should not be around their lats and delts and thus can not swing to punch very well).

I am in talks with DJais to construct an observation room above the dance floor and bar of DJais where members of the general public will be allowed to go to see just what is so fascinating about the place. People will be able to observe guidos and guidettes in their prime location, during the prime fist pumping season. They will be able to chuck down roid pills and watch as guidos fight over them. There will also be 2 way mirrors where the general public can watch as the do's and gette's check themselves out in mirrors and posedown. At the end of the night, a second observation will be made availble as the crowd ventures out for pizza and so guidos can carb up for the workout tomorrow.

The funny thing is that where these ginzos live, this lifestyle is not only acceptable, it IS the lifestyle. While looking like a b--ch, living with mommy and daddy but driving a Fisher Price Beemer or Bez and having the latest fashions is so demeaning and beyond ludicrous to us (those who live on our own in the world of reality), to them, its the s--t. And to everyone else they live around, it is as well. But hey, if you grew up in a neighborhood where everyone smeared guineau pig sh-t on their faces and f--ked hamsters, and if everyone else was doing it, that's what you did. And THAT is the beyond funny part; the fact that they can't see how absurd it all is. The fact that everyone laughs their a--es of at them when they're out. The fact that they grow up to have little ginzos and ginzettes who keep the way of life going. The fact that any other self-respecting person would look at themselves and go "WTF?"

Love em or hate em, they're good for laughs anytime and they certainly do make things interesting in the greater NY/NJ area. So boys and girls, keep the pompade and gel flowing, keep the skin crunchy and brown, and always, always, always, keep the fists pumping... and like a Joe Pesci once said "JERK-OFF!"

[oldshore]

You are a moron. These folks are not even from the shore. I happen to be born and raised  down here. Oh yes,  of Italian Heritage. Played football at a local HS back in the 70's. We never ever even comsidered acting like this ever. Wore dirty jeans and old tee shirts, rode dirt bikes and went to the beach. These people that come down here from I guess SI, NY are a disgrace. But , you should not lump these fools with those that  have been here. There are people of Italian heritage and there are these retards that invade our shores.

[WhereDaParty]

So basically Old Shore - You were just White Trash wearing garbage ripped clothes!  The Polar Opposite of the Guido's.  Your both a disgrace! 

A North Jerseyan - of Italian Heritage as well. 

[oldshore]

Wrong, if you cared to read the post I said HS like 13-14-15 YEARS OLD. Yes, when we rode our dirt bike and atv's on the beach and or woods we did get our closes dirty. When we played football we did get dirty. My opinion was that we never acted like a bunch of retards or worried about how our hair looked or God forbid went tanning! We were old school, had fun .Lived 2 blocks from the Ocean and 1 mile from the Jersey Pine Barrens and far aways from you North Jersey Bennies and Guidos.

[JKool12]

Old Shore - how were the 1980's down there?  Would you agree that those Guido's were more down to earth and can we say "Classy?"