is a collection of all the best Guido Lameness that we could find via YouTube and other sites along the internet. Most of what you are about to see is taking place in the following locations: Seaside Heights , Ortley Beach , Belmar , Point Pleasant Beach , and also Night Clubs In Northern New Jersey . The bottom line – New Jersey . Enjoy The Clown Show Of Guido’s doing what they do best – make complete fools of themselves.

What To Look Out For: The Guy with the Blonde Hair in the Beginning never reappears! He serves zero purpose in this shit vid.
Sad Fact: The kid who stars in this supposed satirical short spoof is probably exactly like that in real life.
Film Title: Am I Joking Or Am I Really That Guy?

What To Look Out For: The Overexcited Clown At The Beginning
Stats: Metro Sexual, Fist Pumper Enthusiast, Still Lives At Home
Sad Fact: He is the unlucky one to first be shown on this video
Film Title: Indiana Vinnie And The Temple Of Guido

Check Out The All New Soundtrack To “Pump Loose.” An actual Guido caught in action (by somebody’s cell phone In Seaside Heights – New Jersey) – expressing himself in utterly embarrassing fashion.

What To Look Out For: Douche Bag Of The Year Candidate Doing What Sauce Heads do best after a long night of Fist Pumping. They bring it to the street where everyone can see their art.
Film Title: Pump Loose

What To Look Out For: Orange Shirt Boy Hoping that some Man Meat finds a home against him from behind. A pathetic ratio of 10 Gay Guidos and from what I can see it looks like 2 girls drifting off in the distance. The Bottom Line: Gramps is rolling over in his grave on this one.
Film Title: Livin’ La Vida Queero

What To Look Out For: An Old School Guido with Work Boots getting his groove on with some washed up Guidette’s. Notice the “Fist Pumping” technique wasn’t yet created at this point in time. The Good Old Days!
Film Title: Boom Boom Boom Let’s Go Back To The Barbecue

What To Look Out For: How The Effects of Tremendously Low Self Esteem, Steroids, & a Small Penis = These Douche Bags

What To Look Out For: Utterly Hilarious Retaliation Video For “Dude Where’s My Brain & Coke.”

Film Title: Dude Where’s My Insight That One Day Somebody Might Really Make Fun Of Me For Doing This

What To Look Out For: How the maker of this Video, who seems to be poking relentless fun at Guidos and their lifestyle is actually endorsing this crap. You’ll see it at the end in his disgraceful credits. It just goes to show you how dumb you must be when you can’t even see your the joke. Would we expect anything else is the question you should be asking yourself. Ummmm – No!

Film Title: Arm ageddon Guido Nation

What To Look Out For: The Fact That Floundering around by himself is somehow bringing him ultimate enjoyment. He should be wearing a dress and calling George Michael for dates. Oh one more big thing: This is the Homo Driver in the “Dude Where’s My Brain & Coke” & “Baby Blue” series! Wow is he steaming, flaming, and completely bonifide gay to the max.
Film Title: Happy Gaymore

A Big Thanks To Adam for the following continuation on the “Gay Guidos” en Route To D’Jais in Belmar Series.

What To Look Out For: The “Baby Blue” Guy in the backseat is starting to steal the spotlight away from the gay driver.
Film Title: Dude Where’s My Brain & Coke & Where the Hell is Baby Blue?

What To Look Out For: Superimposed Teen Guido Joining in on the Onslaught
Film Title: The Car’s Not Gay Enough

What To Look Out For: How this car ride is just blowing up by the day

Film Title: Baby Blue Up All Over Me

What To Look Out For: Baby Blue Man Taking Center Stage

Film Title: Baby Blue Remix XXX Treme