NJ Guido http://nj-guido.com Official Home Of The Seaside Fist Pumpers Fri, 09 Sep 2011 06:34:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Hot New Single – Pitbull Scores a Homerun with Beautiful Singer MADAI http://nj-guido.com/hot-new-single-pitbull-scores-a-homerun-with-beautiful-singer-madai/ http://nj-guido.com/hot-new-single-pitbull-scores-a-homerun-with-beautiful-singer-madai/#comments Fri, 09 Sep 2011 06:23:26 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1819 MADAI

Looks like Mr. 305 aka Pitbull has found some gorgeous home grown talent.

MADAI is the latest addition to Pitbulls very own Mr. 305 inc. record label.

 

The Situation couldn’t land this Cubanita even with the aid of his 2 dollar pickup lines and needle board abs.

Madai – Mayday by Madai

]]> http://nj-guido.com/hot-new-single-pitbull-scores-a-homerun-with-beautiful-singer-madai/feed/ 0 MTV Jersey Shore’s Hidden Sloth Character http://nj-guido.com/mtv-jersey-shores-hidden-sloth-character/ http://nj-guido.com/mtv-jersey-shores-hidden-sloth-character/#comments Wed, 30 Mar 2011 07:43:50 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1766 Just as Sloth was tucked away in a slimy basement cave and chained to a chair, this pipe smoker was in the attic room on call and ready to service The Situation, Pauly D, and Vinnie at the drop of a hat.

]]> http://nj-guido.com/mtv-jersey-shores-hidden-sloth-character/feed/ 0 NJ-Guido T-Shirt Available – Rude & Crude! http://nj-guido.com/nj-guido-t-shirt-available-rude-crude/ http://nj-guido.com/nj-guido-t-shirt-available-rude-crude/#comments Mon, 27 Dec 2010 08:58:30 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1755 Perfect icebreaker to break balls, get looks and start ignorant conversations.

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Perfect For The Gym, One Night Stand Giveaways, Craving attention, Gag gift, somebody who just got out of jail, priest, perv (priest), wannabe Italian Guido, Seaside Height Regular, Scumbag, Narcissist, Juice Head, or your average everyday Joe who just believes in what the shirt says.

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]]> http://nj-guido.com/nj-guido-t-shirt-available-rude-crude/feed/ 0 Heidi Montag WTF!!!!! You didn’t need to get that brown! http://nj-guido.com/heidi-montag-wtf-you-didnt-need-to-get-that-brown/ http://nj-guido.com/heidi-montag-wtf-you-didnt-need-to-get-that-brown/#comments Mon, 27 Dec 2010 07:57:12 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1750 Obsessed with going under the knife for various self mutilation, this time Heidi decided to just stick her head and face into an oven for the “Scorched” Oompa Loompa Look!  She is now a swollen pumpkin head with 3rd degree burns.  Damn she’s butt.

]]> http://nj-guido.com/heidi-montag-wtf-you-didnt-need-to-get-that-brown/feed/ 0 Godfather Pizzeria Of East Hanover Going Reality? http://nj-guido.com/godfather-pizzeria-of-east-hanover-going-reality/ http://nj-guido.com/godfather-pizzeria-of-east-hanover-going-reality/#comments Mon, 27 Dec 2010 07:31:20 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1745 In a town that already has a few 15 Minute of Fame Reality Peeps, it’s only fitting that the most renowned Pizzeria in town will now make a reality splash.  Perhaps this will be the next New Jersey Reality Show Train Wreck!  Yes the Pizzeria is actually called Godfather Pizzeria.  Hop on board the Guido Express Train………

Notable Reality People from East Hanover -

1.  Tracy DiMarco from Jerseylicious

2.  Buddy Valastro from Cake Boss

3.  Snooki’s boyfriend Jionni Lavalle even lives there.

What is in the water of East Hanover?

Direct From Wikipedia on East Hanover -

The town is obviously Guido friendly.

As of the 2000 census, 35.6% of East Hanover residents were of Italian ancestry, the 15th-highest percentage of any municipality in the United States, and sixth-highest in New Jersey, among all places with more than 1,000 residents identifying their ancestry.



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]]> http://nj-guido.com/the-midget-the-mutant/feed/ 0 This Is Just Wrong!!!!!! Lip Gloss???? http://nj-guido.com/this-is-just-wrong-lip-gloss/ http://nj-guido.com/this-is-just-wrong-lip-gloss/#comments Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:52:03 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1735 Brazilian Guido having identity crisis!  Please call Rio De Janeiro and have him booked for being a gender bending guido.

]]> http://nj-guido.com/this-is-just-wrong-lip-gloss/feed/ 0 Help! My Girlfriend Is Death & I’m Gonna Blow Chunks http://nj-guido.com/help-my-girlfriend-is-death-im-gonna-blow-chunks/ http://nj-guido.com/help-my-girlfriend-is-death-im-gonna-blow-chunks/#comments Fri, 12 Nov 2010 11:09:14 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1722 Radiation Bronzer Zombie spotted leaving MTV Jersey Shore Party.

]]> http://nj-guido.com/help-my-girlfriend-is-death-im-gonna-blow-chunks/feed/ 0 The Black Man Guido Part 2 http://nj-guido.com/the-black-man-guido-part-2/ http://nj-guido.com/the-black-man-guido-part-2/#comments Fri, 12 Nov 2010 10:58:35 +0000 admin http://nj-guido.com/?p=1717 He’s so hot he needs to hold his sunglasses from jumping off his face.

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