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		<title>Guido Is A Lifestyle&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Auto-Tune Guidos Bring It Home To The Jersey Shore.&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Baby!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Auto-Tune</span> <span style="color: #339966;">Guidos</span> Bring It Home To <span style="color: #3366ff;">The Jersey Shore.</span>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Baby!<br />
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		<title>Guidette From The Crypt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An order of Skin Cancer and a Diet Coke Please!
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		<title>James Dean Pucker Up Guido</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Smoochie Lips]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This kid gets hospitalized from beat downs once a week.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This kid gets hospitalized from beat downs once a week.</p>
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		<title>MTV Jersey Shore Imitated By Security Guards</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take some washed up, out of shape, old, fat, and unattractive security guards from the Jimmy Kimmell show and slap on some Guido &#38; Guidette essentials and you get this belly laugh&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;

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		<title>Ronnie Robot And His Creepy Patented Freak Show Dance Moves On The Dancefloor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 08:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This guys dance moves are an utter disgrace to mankind.  It looks more like a one man circle jerk extravaganza. He should pitch it to Broadway and somebody should write an opera to go with his obvious knack for irrelevant, detached, and offbeat choreography.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">This guys dance moves are an utter disgrace to mankind. </span></strong> It looks more like a <strong><span style="color: #339966;">one man circle jerk extravaganza.</span></strong> He should pitch it to Broadway and somebody should write an opera to go with <em><span style="color: #ff9900;">his obvious knack for irrelevant, detached, and offbeat choreography.</span></em><br />
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		<title>George Lopez Meets His Illegitimate Daughter Snooki</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 08:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Lopez and his annoying hoarse voice.  This guy needs to drill a hole in his throat and &#8220;reroute his vocal chords&#8221; cause listening to this guy talk can bring somebody to commit acts of violence on their TV set.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color: #339966;">George Lopez and his annoying hoarse voice.</span> </strong> This guy needs to <strong>drill a hole</strong> in his throat and <span style="color: #ff0000;"><em>&#8220;reroute his vocal chords&#8221;</em></span> cause listening to this guy talk can bring <span style="color: #ff9900;">somebody to commit acts of violence on their TV set.</span><br />
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		<title>GTL From Jersey Shore To Hollywood!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 19:19:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Main &#8220;3&#8243; from the Jersey Shore Cast &#8211; Mike &#8220;The Situation, DJ Pauly D, and Snooki go on the unfunny Chelsea Handler Show and continue to blow up the IQ charts!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <span style="color: #ff0000;">Main &#8220;3&#8243;</span> from the <span style="color: #3366ff;">Jersey Shore Cast</span> &#8211; Mike &#8220;The Situation, DJ Pauly D, and Snooki go on the unfunny Chelsea Handler Show and continue to blow up the IQ charts!<br />
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		<title>Girls On The Dancefloor &#8211; Hilarious Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch These Asian boys kick it up with a spray of &#8220;FM Body Spray.&#8221;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Watch These Asian boys kick it up with a spray of &#8220;FM Body Spray.&#8221;</span><br />
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		<title>The Snooki Punch Done Doggy style</title>
		<link>http://nj-guido.com/the-snooki-punch-done-doggy-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch The Big Dog knock out the Little Dog who just happens to be sporting an Ed Hardy Hat!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watch The <span style="color: #ff0000;">Big Dog </span>knock out the<span style="color: #008000;"> Little Dog</span> who just happens to be sporting an <span style="color: #3366ff;">Ed Hardy Hat!</span><br />
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		<title>Bigfoot Is A Guido</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s actually brought along his Roid Urine Sample.
When you watch Rambo for a year straight, Inject Massive amounts of Roids, Piss in a cup &#8211; hold it as a drink and bring it to a social environment, wear a Tablecloth as a shirt, latch on ski boots,  grow an 80&#8217;s Mullet impenetrable to bullets, wear [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s actually brought along his Roid Urine Sample.</p>
<p>When you watch <span style="color: #008000;">Rambo </span>for a year straight, Inject Massive amounts of <span style="color: #3366ff;">Roids</span>, Piss in a cup &#8211; hold it as a drink and bring it to a social environment, wear a Tablecloth as a shirt, latch on ski boots,  grow an 80&#8217;s <span style="color: #ff0000;">Mullet</span> impenetrable to bullets, wear shorts from your 5th birthday party and put on a Blue Bracelet from a cheesy Madonna Video from 1984 &#8212;&#8211; You could end up resembling this creature were calling the<span style="color: #008000;"> &#8220;Bigfoot Guido.&#8221; </span> Oh and don&#8217;t forget your Gold Chain Collar!</p>
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