He’s actually brought along his Roid Urine Sample.

When you watch Rambo for a year straight, Inject Massive amounts of Roids, Piss in a cup – hold it as a drink and bring it to a social environment, wear a Tablecloth as a shirt, latch on ski boots,  grow an 80’s Mullet impenetrable to bullets, wear shorts from your 5th birthday party and put on a Blue Bracelet from a cheesy Madonna Video from 1984 —– You could end up resembling this creature were calling the “Bigfoot Guido.” Oh and don’t forget your Gold Chain Collar!