Auto-Tune Guidos Bring It Home To The Jersey Shore.…………. Baby!

An order of Skin Cancer and a Diet Coke Please!

This kid gets hospitalized from beat downs once a week.

Take some washed up, out of shape, old, fat, and unattractive security guards from the Jimmy Kimmell show and slap on some Guido & Guidette essentials and you get this belly laugh…………

This guys dance moves are an utter disgrace to mankind. It looks more like a one man circle jerk extravaganza. He should pitch it to Broadway and somebody should write an opera to go with his obvious knack for irrelevant, detached, and offbeat choreography.

George Lopez and his annoying hoarse voice. This guy needs to drill a hole in his throat and “reroute his vocal chords” cause listening to this guy talk can bring somebody to commit acts of violence on their TV set.

The Main “3″ from the Jersey Shore Cast – Mike “The Situation, DJ Pauly D, and Snooki go on the unfunny Chelsea Handler Show and continue to blow up the IQ charts!

Watch These Asian boys kick it up with a spray of “FM Body Spray.”

Watch The Big Dog knock out the Little Dog who just happens to be sporting an Ed Hardy Hat!

He’s actually brought along his Roid Urine Sample.

When you watch Rambo for a year straight, Inject Massive amounts of Roids, Piss in a cup – hold it as a drink and bring it to a social environment, wear a Tablecloth as a shirt, latch on ski boots,  grow an 80’s Mullet impenetrable to bullets, wear shorts from your 5th birthday party and put on a Blue Bracelet from a cheesy Madonna Video from 1984 —– You could end up resembling this creature were calling the “Bigfoot Guido.” Oh and don’t forget your Gold Chain Collar!