WTF!!!! Something about this is fantastically funny.

Maybe she’ll just think I’m Fingering My Belly Button…..

Enemy Mines – A Movie From 1985

I think it might have had a minor impact on this guy

Well go ahead and check it out for yourself…………………

Calling All Tanned Up Summer Lovin’ Jerseyans !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

“KTU’s Beatstock ‘10”

The Biggest Dance Concert Event of the Summer is Back!

New York, NY, June 11, 2010 – 103.5 KTU “The Beat of New York” will heat up the summer for two nights in two states with over 30,000 people – 103.5 KTU’s Beatstock on Saturday, August 7th at the PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, NJ and Sunday, August 8th at the Nikon at Jones Beach Theater in Wantagh, NY.

KTU’s Hollywood Hamilton and Goumba Johnny will make the official announcement at 4pm today during their shift of this year’s star studded KTU’s Beatstock line-up which includes special guest Enrique Iglesias, Taio Cruz, Kelly Rowland (PNC Bank Arts Center only), Kat Deluna, Charice, Kim Sozzi (Jones Beach only), Agnes & AnnaGrace along with back in the day performances from K7/TKA, Lisa Lisa, George Lamond, Rob Base & Naughty By Nature and more. This marks the 13th year for the biggest dance concert in America. Both events are a Vito Bruno Production. (Artists subject to change.)

KTU’s Program Director Rob Miller says, “This summer, 103.5 KTU has

supersized our annual Beatstock shows with more than 15 of the hottest pop

and dance acts…a lineup guaranteed to have our listeners partying non-stop

the whole night.”

Tickets are on sale now to the general public through www.livenation.com. Ticket prices and limits vary per location. Purchases made through livenation.com for either show in the month of June will not be subject to service fees. Additional information on each station including upcoming events and air personalities is available online at www.ktu.com Keyword: Beatstock.

Owned and operated by Clear Channel Communications, Inc., WKTU 103.5 FM is New York’s top-rated rhythmic adult contemporary music station with more than 5 million listeners per week. Additional information on the station including upcoming events and air personalities is available online at www.ktu.com.

1.  Maintain a Toilet Water Complexion At All Times.

2.  Inject Human Growth Hormone mixed with Virgin Blood.

His words:

“Never Change Your Pose!  Maintain concentration and never think about Smiling.” – Lobster Shanty Man, May 29th from Joey Harrison’s Surf Club

He’s ready to kickoff another season down in Seaside Heights.

Dominican Republic

Pine Needle Hair, Tree Hugger Lips, Blue Contacts =

Brazil

This kid from Brazil is going Fish Lips Over Here

Gregory Hines + Tupac = Fish Lips Man

Winter Music Conference – A Must Attend Getaway For All Fist Pumpers.

Don’t Miss Out On Your Free Fist Pumping Lessons!

Each Class Includes:

1.  One Glob Of Hair Gel

2.  Black Sunglasses

3.  Bronzer

*HGH Injections – $25.00

*A Bump Of Coke – $5.00

*Snickers Bar – $1.25

You supply The Douchebaggery……….

Sign up Quick!  Supplies Are Limited!  First Come First Serviced!

We received an email from an MTV Casting Recruiter -

I am a casting recruiter for Mtv and I am looking for bad ass Jersey guys and girls to be on Bully Beat Down and get paid $10,000! I was hoping you might be able to put the word out and let everyone know that they can hit me up at bbdassistant@gmail.com if they’re interested.

The Guy in The Black Shirt & Silver Tie has perfected The Reach Around.