Just as Sloth was tucked away in a slimy basement cave and chained to a chair, this pipe smoker was in the attic room on call and ready to service The Situation, Pauly D, and Vinnie at the drop of a hat.
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Obsessed with going under the knife for various self mutilation, this time Heidi decided to just stick her head and face into an oven for the “Scorched” Oompa Loompa Look! She is now a swollen pumpkin head with 3rd degree burns. Damn she’s butt.
In a town that already has a few 15 Minute of Fame Reality Peeps, it’s only fitting that the most renowned Pizzeria in town will now make a reality splash. Perhaps this will be the next New Jersey Reality Show Train Wreck! Yes the Pizzeria is actually called Godfather Pizzeria. Hop on board the Guido Express Train………
Notable Reality People from East Hanover -
1. Tracy DiMarco from Jerseylicious
2. Buddy Valastro from Cake Boss
3. Snooki’s boyfriend Jionni Lavalle even lives there.
What is in the water of East Hanover?
Direct From Wikipedia on East Hanover -
The town is obviously Guido friendly.
As of the 2000 census, 35.6% of East Hanover residents were of Italian ancestry, the 15th-highest percentage of any municipality in the United States, and sixth-highest in New Jersey, among all places with more than 1,000 residents identifying their ancestry.
Radiation Bronzer Zombie spotted leaving MTV Jersey Shore Party.
He’s so hot he needs to hold his sunglasses from jumping off his face.
This broad is going for a gold medal in skin cancer. I think she’s got it hands down!
